Tekst piosenki 'Bo Selecta Proper Crimbo' wykonawcy Avid Merrion

Come na sing with me, proper chrimbo,
I take you for a drink with me, proper chrimbo,
Hold up your Christmas tree, proper chrimbo,
So excited you might wee, proper chrimbo, proper chrimbo,

On the seven days of Christmas my true love came to me,
A peregrine falcon, proper bo I tell thee,
She had two trainers and a beanie hat,
A new set of headphones all shining black,
I didn't sleep that night,
For Santa to come,
I wet the bed, that's what I had done,
Cos Christmas time is the place to be,
I always wake up in a puddle of wee,
With a ho ho and a silent night,
A little chipolata I'll be feeling alright,
Turkeys on the table, which brings a crowd,
Celebrate chrimbo I tell thee all.

{reet o}

Come now sing with me, proper chrimbo,
selecta,
I take you for a drink with me, proper chrimbo,
selecta,
Hold up your Christmas tree, proper chrimbo,
selecta,
So excited you might wee, proper chrimbo, proper chrimbo,

You-whoo.
Ho, ho, ho.
I'm a bad mo-fo,
I got presents y'all for the two by two,
They goes watch out cos i got time for you,
Super funky and you're one of us,
Watch out Santa cos here i come,
I sleep on the floor,
Never ever on the bed,
That's Santa's style, all in your head,
It's me dressed up, come sit on my knee,
Got gifts for y'all, what you got for me,
Chamone, chamone, chamone, chamone,
Chamone check, check tha-cone,
I said bubbles ain't a monkey,
She can move real funky,
Chamone check, check tha-cone,
That's right, oww.

Come now sing with me, proper chrimbo,
selecta,
sing with me,
I take you for a drink with me, proper chrimbo,
selecta,
He-hee,
Hold up your Christmas tree, proper chrimbo,
selecta,
So excited you might wee, proper chrimbo, proper chrimbo,

{ay up, where's all t' band gone? come on kids help us out}
Sing with me,
Proper Bo Bo,
Check it out,
Proper Bo Bo,
Can I get a rewind?
Proper Bo Bo,
Hell that were reet good.
Proper Bo Bo, Proper Bo Bo, Proper Bo Bo,

{Come on now, let's get it together, you as well Kes}

Sing with me.

Come now sing with me, proper chrimbo,
Take me for a drink,
I take you for a drink with me, proper chrimbo,
Take you for a goat,
Hold up your Christmas tree, proper chrimbo,
So excited,
So excited you might wee, proper chrimbo, proper chrimbo, proper chrimbo,

Can I get a beat change.

Come now sing with me, proper chrimbo,
Sing with me,
I take you for a drink with me, proper chrimbo,
I take you for a drink,
Hold up your Christmas tree, proper chrimbo,
Wave your Christmas tree,
So excited you might wee, so excited, so excited, so excited,

O reet good, now come on sing with me.

Come now sing with me, proper chrimbo,
Sing with me,
I take you for a drink with me, proper chrimbo,
I'll take you for a drink,
Hold up your Christmas tree, proper chrimbo,
Hold up your Christmas tree,
So excited you might wee, proper chrimbo,
so excited, so excited, so excited.

{have a proper bo chrim... bo.}

{bumbal squat}

{it's all because of the magic, chazam}