Tekst piosenki 'What Would Jesus Do?' wykonawcy Axis Of Awsome

Life isnt always easy
It Isnt always fun
When you lose direction
Your world can come undone
When you are in need of guidiance
And help is over You
Might ask Your self this question
What Would Jesus Do ?

If you are at a party
and host run out of wine
He'd make some more with magic
And bring on back good times
But in this situation
You couldnt see it trough
He's the son of God
And he cheats all over you

You cant do what Jesus can do
You're the King of Nothing, an hes the King of jews
He knows every magic trick, you only know a few
Dont even bother asking
What would Jesus do ?

Can you heal a leprad ?
or feed the crowd with fish and bread ?
can you walk on water ? did you rise from the dead ?
and did you give up your life up to save humans from
bad luck
were you born on virgin birth, or did your parents:
have sex

You cant do what Jesus can do
He have twelve apostles and no one folows you
when facing a dilema
let logic guide you trough
What kind of dick-head wonders
What would Jesus do ?

When Jesus was betrayed
graped off all his trust
He used His laser vision
and then judas came to dust
when Lois Lane was dying
Jesus hold her in His arms
He flew backward drown the world
to keep her save from harm
when Jesus tours the country
in His Rock n' Roll band Kiss
A thousands cheer his music
even tough its hit the miss

You can't do what Jesus can do (
Jesus cheats all over you )
there are three of Him, and there's only one of you
(and Jesus can fly )
He can cure a blind man, you can cure the flu
He is a zombie wizard who also knows kung-fu

So next time you're in trouble
thinking in What Would Jesus do
try not to forget
He's a million, billion, trillion times
Better than you ( God gave Rock n' Roll to you,
gave Rock n' Roll to you,
gave Rock n' Roll to everyone,
God gave Rock n' Roll to you,
gave Rock n' Roll to you,
put it in the soul of everyone ).