Tekst piosenki 'Keyboard Warriors (feat. Hunter Madison)' wykonawcy BROJOB

You're think you're so cool
Just cause you have a gun in your profile pic
You wish you were fucking brave enough
To talk about sucking dick
Outdated as a dinosaur
It's time we settle the score
My dick is smaller than yours
And my butt is always sore

I am the king of this basement
My mom serves me on my leather throne
You say I need to mature
I'm 32 kid, I'm basically grown
I am a hunter and you are my prey
I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
I could kick your ass in any video game
With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame

Do the curtains match the drapes
Jakey Wakey's burning bush
Looks a lot like Bob Ross
You fuckin' punk, you can swallow my junk
And go jump on a dick, bitch
I am the boss
My dad will beat your dad's ass so fast
Don't make me call my father out
My momma's cooking is also better than your mom's
Whatever I want it's on demand, it's so bomb

Mommy, I'm yelling your name
You need to get me something to eat
Cause your baby is hungry
What the fuck is this, I did not asked for spaghetti
I specifically asked for tamales
30 years old and I'm in my parents basement
Cause I'm too savvy for workin'
Fuck, there's no way I shot you in the face
This dude must be hacking the server

I am a hunter and you are my prey
I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
I could kick your ass in any video game
With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame

I'm pretty sure I saw you in the store today
You are so fucking lucky
I didn't come up and just say hey
What do you even want from me?
I just want to lose my virginity

You probably couldn't tell
When you saw me in real life
I am actually really big and buff online
I'm definitely not insecure
You only dislike me cause you're immature
Grow up