Tekst piosenki 'Golden Shower Of Hits (Jerks On 45)' wykonawcy Circle Jerks

[The Association - "Along Comes Mary"]
Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely
Someone calls on me
And every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verse
And curse those faults in me
And then along comes Mary
And does she want to give me kicks, and be my steady chick
And give me pick of memories
Or maybe rather gather tales fromhe fails and tribulations
No one ever sees

[The Carpenters - "Close To You"]
Why do birds suddenly appear
Everytime you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you
Why do stars fall off from the sky
Everytime you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be,
Close to you
On the day that you were born
The angels got together
They decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moondust in your hair
And golden starlight in your eyes of blue

[Starland Vocal Band - "Afternoon Delight"]
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way

[Paul Anka and Odia Coates - "Having My Baby"]
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Having my baby,
What a lovely way of saying how much you love me
Having my baby,
What a lovely way of saying what you're thinking of me
I can see it, your face is glowing,
I can see it, in your eyes I'm happy you know it that your
Having my baby,
Your the woman I love and I love what it's doing to you
Having my baby,
You're a woman in love and I love what's going through you

[Captain & Tennille - "Love Will Keep Us Together"]
Love, love will keep us together
Think of me babe whenever
Some sweet talking girl
Comes along singing her song
Don't mess around, you gotta be strong
Just Stop (stop), 'cause I really love you
Stop (stop), I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love

[Tammy Wynette - "D-I-V-O-R-C-E"]
Our little boy is four years old andquite a little man
So we spell out the words we don't want him to understand
Like T-O-Y or maybe S-U-R P-R-I-S-E
But the words we're hiding from him now
Tear the heart right out of me
Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away
I love you both and it will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E

A medley-punk version of the following songs:
* The Association - "Along Comes Mary"
* The Carpenters - "Close To You"
* Starland Vocal Band - "Afternoon Delight"
* Paul Anka and Odia Coates - "Having My Baby"
* Captain & Tennille - "Love Will Keep Us Together"
* Tammy Wynette - "D-I-V-O-R-C-E"