Tekst piosenki 'House Me Teenage Rave' wykonawcy Green Jelly

[man:] oh, tell me you wanna touch me.
[woman:] tell you what?
[man:] oh, yeah.
[woman:] ooo, show me that monkey you got there.
[man:] ah, here?
[woman 2:] hey, what's the monkey?
[man:] this is the monkey, baby. say hi. say hi to the monkey, the monkey likes you.
[woman:] will it bite?
[man:] yeah...y..no, he doesn't bite as long as you're nice to him. no, no he won't
Bite you. nuh. i want you to pet the monkey now.
[woman:] 'kay? does it like that?
[man:] ye-ah ha ha.
[woman:] like, right like, oh, right there?
[woman 2:] like?
[man:] yeah. oh, oh yeah.
[woman:] uh huh, oh wow, this is great.
[man:] i have something else i want you to do for me.

Whip me, teenage babe, whip me, teenage babe
Whip me, teenage babe, whip me, teenage babe
Let me be your mortal slave, and whip me
Teenage babe!

[woman:] ohhhhhhhohhh.
[woman 2:] yeah, come here, you little shit.
[man:] i been...i been..i been so bad. i, i been so bad..i, i been so bad i, i want you
To put me on the wheel. i want you to put me on the wheel. uh, no, uh, put me on the wheel. uh, oh, oh, yeah, all right tie, yeah, tie me up, all right, all right, yeah,
All right. now spank me!
[woman:] mmmmm.
[man:] spank me!
[woman:] like that?
[woman 2:] oh!
[man:] yeah.
[woman:] like that?
[man:] a little harder. harder
[woman 2:] uh...uh...uh
[man:] oh, i been so bad! all right. all right!
[woman 2:] look at that flesh fly!
[woman:] my god!
[man:] i want you to s-spin the wheel. spin it now!
[woman:] ready?
[man:] spin it! yes, i'm ready!
[woman:] around like this?
[man:] yes!
[woman 2:] faster, faster, faster.
[man:] yes! yes! spin it now! ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[woman 2:] faster, faster, faster.
[woman:] you wanna, julie, you wanna get on the wheel? i'm jumpin' on! here i go!
[women:] oh, wheeee!
[woman:] go! whoo! look at all that hair fly!
[woman 2:] faster, yeah.
[man:] no!
[woman:] it's so good!
[man:] stop it! stop it, i'm gonna...
[woman:] he's swinging on my pubicles.
[man:] i'm gonna puke. stop, i'm gonna...
[woman 2:] here, i'll save you.
[man:] i don't care, i'm dizzy.
[woman:] a hahahahaha.
[man:] i'm too dizzy! stop!
[woman:] oh, good!
[man:] stop, i'm gonna puke! no..(coughs and vomits) oh, oh my god, oh, ohohoh..

Whip me, teenage babe, whip me, teenage babe
Whip me, teenage babe, whip me, teenage babe
Let me be your mortal slave, and whip me
Teenage babe!

[woman:] hahahahhaha
[woman 2:] oh, yeah! oh, man!
[man:] oh, oh i wanna, uh, i wanna see snakey. i wanna see snakey. where's snakey?
[man 2:] snakey?
[man:] yeah, lemme see snakey.
[man 2:] you sure you want snakey?
[man:] i'm sure i want snakey
[woman:] oh, yeah!
[man 2:] oh...son, i don't think you want snakey.
[man:] i w...
[woman:] yes, he does.
[man:] i want snakey! please!
[man 2:] you don't want snakey.
[man:] i want snakey.
[woman:] come on, give him snakey.
[man 2:] all right...
[man:] gimme snakey right now. lemme see him.
[man 2:] all right, son, here comes snakey.
[man:] come on, snakey. snakey!
[man 2:] snakey's here!
[man:] oh yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
[man 2:] boy-boy-boy-boy.

Whip me, teenage babe, whip me, teenage babe,
Whip me, teenage babe, whip me, teenage babe,
Let me be your mortal slave, and whip me
Teenage babe!

[man:] oh, oh oh, i think, i think, i think i'm gonna come. oh, oh, oh, i'm gonna come!!
[woman:] uh...uh...uh...uhuh!
[woman 2:] suck it up, suck it up, suck it up. i'm gonna
[man: (coughs)]
[woman:] oh, man, it was so good.
[man:] did i give you a blinkey?
[woman:] could you hold me now? just..
[woman 2:] ohhhhhhh...yeah.
[woman:] just hold me.
[man:] no.