Tekst piosenki 'You’re Welcome' wykonawcy Heathers The Musical

[Kurt]
Aw, you can't just leave

[Ram]
Not when you're dressed like that

[Veronica]
Dressed like what? This is what I always wear

[Kurt]
Yeah and it's torture!

[Ram]
How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that?

[Veronica]
Dear diary
Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car
I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far
They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys
I'm a rat in a trap, correction
I'm the cheese

[Kurt]
Hey there girl, ignore this fool
He tries to play cool while he’s dribbling drool

[Ram]
Just trying to say in our friendly way
That you’ve gotten hotter like every day

[Kurt]
Ow!

[Ram]
Hey there girl, avoid this punk
He’s hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk

[Kurt]
There is no lie, that dog won’t try
When a tasty treat like you walks by, 'cause

[Ram and Kurt]
Once, you were geeky and nerdy
Now you’re flirty, freaky, and dirty

[Kurt]
You were nothing and nobody

[Ram]
But now you’re good enough to

[Kurt and Ram]
Get with me! Huh!

You’re welcome, look where you are

You’re welcome, you’ve won a football star!

You’re welcome

[Ram]
Baby, what's that smell?

[Kurt]
That's the smell of me lovin' you well

[Kurt and Ram]
You're welcome!

[Veronica]
This is not a drill
This is not a bad dream
In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream
Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware
You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair

[Ram]
Come back girl, now don’t play hurt
If you don’t want me starin’, why you wearin’ that skirt?

[Kurt]
We can’t be tamed and we can’t be blamed
It’s all your fault that we’re inflamed!

[Kurt and Ram]
'Cause once, you were grody and grotty

[Ram]
Now you’ve got a body like a Maserati!

[Kurt and Ram]
Stroke my fur, make me purr-

[Kurt]
Hey! You wanted to be

[Kurt and Ram]
Popular!

[Kurt]
Hit me!

[Ram]
Huh!

[Kurt and Ram]
You’re welcome, look where you are

You’re welcome, come get your football star

You’re welcome

[Ram]
You've joined the pros!

[Kurt]
Once we squeeze you
You'll stay squoze

[Ram]
You’re welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee

[Kurt]
Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me!

[Veronica]
I got one last chance to save my ass
What was that move from my self-defence class?

[Ram]
I’ll steal your heart like a thief
Bring you sweet relief

[Kurt]
Call me Wendy 'cause you never wonder

[Kurt and Ram]
Where’s the beef?

[Veronica]
They're a powder keg
So don't yell or beg
Stay friendly
Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg

[Kurt]
Ah! I fell in a mud-puddle!

[Ram]
Gross! What’d you do that for?

That’s not so nice!

[Veronica]
Nicer than calling the cops
You’re welcome

[Ram]
Damn, I think I’m stuck!

You’re welcome

[Veronica]
This states got me real sunk

[Kurt and Ram]
You’re welcome
Hey girl, it’s no big thing, come try a little mud wrestling!
You’re welcome, come and jump right in!
You’re welcome, rub it on your skin!
You’re welcome, baby what’s that smell?

[Veronica]
Manure?

[Kurt]
No, it’s the smell of me loving you well!

[Veronica]
Swell

[Ram]
No, I be loving you well

[Veronica]
See you in hell!

[Kurt]
No, I be loving you well

[Ram]
No, I be-

[Kurt]
I be-

Loving, loving, loving, loving, loving her well!

[Kurt, Ram and Veronica]
You’re welcome!

You’re welcome!