Tekst piosenki 'Slim Anus (Eminem Parody)' wykonawcy Insane Clown Posse

Emimem huh, u wanna diss US?!
U wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid?!
Well here goes a remix, from us to you - this is the
truth about Slim Anus...

Hi! My name is...
(what?)
My name is...
(who?)
My name is..
(jicky-jicky)
Slim Anus!

Hi! My name is...
(huh?)
My name is...
(what?)
My name is..
(jicky-jicky)
Butt packer!

Excuse me?
Can I have the attention of your ass?

Hi kids, do you like Anus?
I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous. (uhuh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try sid; get your butt pumped out like I did.

My brain's dead weight.
I'm tryin'a get my head straight
But I can't figure out backstreet boy I wanna impregnate.
And Dr. Dre said
(Slim Shady, you a cutie)
uh-huh
(I've give you a deal; let me up in that bootie)
okay!

Well Since age 12 I felt like I was someone else
'Coz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tit's off
She don't know how to do Tommy Lee
I suck his dick off!

Hi! My anus...
(who?)
My anus...
(what?)
My anus..
(jicky-jicky)
It gets tapped on

Excuse me?
(my anus) Every now and then gets plugged up!
Can I have the attention of your ass?
(my anus) is ocasionaly gets plugged up
(my anus) Really needs to be slimed up!

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Jr. High
I told him to take his pants off
fucked him up -- he let me slide
I pinched his ass
He winked at me
He chased me around the desk
I told him "Come and get me!"

Went to the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bar tender
(And I tried to fill his dick up)
Extra-terestrials running over pedestrians
In a space ship while they're screaming at me
"Let's just be friends!"
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out Mom screws more guys than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
She met Violent J, I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
I know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands
But I need me a man