Tekst piosenki 'Goodbye Baltimore (The Flute Song)' wykonawcy Jarrod Alonge

This town really sucks
Like you wouldn’t believe
I’m sick and tired of the same old things
Can we just pack up and leave?
I hate my band
And I hate the scene
I never liked guitar, I’m not a rockstar
But I know how I’ll feel free

So I’ll just say goodbye to the blue sky
Let’s runaway together
Don’t you worry, I’ll play the flute for money
What’d you expect?
It’s only been a day!
I don’t know philly like I did baltimore
Just give it time and wait
I’ve made some good tips
That guy gave me five bucks
He may have thought we were homeless
But still that’s pretty good luck...

So I’ll just say goodbye to the blue sky
Let’s runaway together
Don’t you worry, I’ll play the flute for money
(Playing the flute poorly again...)

It’s been three months
And we’re still on the streets
The flute may have been a bad idea
I’d prefer just to eat
I’m really hungry...
You know I’ve seen better days
I think I need some medicine
For the lesions on my face

So I’ll just say goodbye to the blue sky
Let’s runaway together
Don’t you worry, I’ll play the flute for money

(Playing the flute poorly once again...)
So much for flute
I wasn’t as good as I thought
It’d be wise to leave philadelphia
And go home before I rot
But I think I’ll stay
And I’m not sure why
Let’s stay on track, too late to go back
I’ll keep fluting 'til I die

So I’ll just say goodbye to the blue sky
Let’s runaway together
Don’t you worry, I’ll play the flute for money
(Playing the flute poorly)
And, eh, that's... The end!
Blegh!