Tekst piosenki 'Mushnik & Son' wykonawcy Little Shop Of Horrors

[Mushnik]
How would you like to be my son?
How would you like to be my own
Adopted boy?
I never liked him much before
But count the cash that's in
The drawer
I've got no choice- I'm much
Too poor
Say yes

[Seymour]
What for?

[Mushnik]
Seymour I want to be your dad
I'll gladly treat you
Like my blood and my own flesh

[Seymour]
Like Ozzie Nelson, Dave and Rick?

[Mushnik]
Like Honey Fitz and take your pick

[Seymour]
Then kiss me quick, I'll be your son

[Mushnik]
Don't make me sick, just be my son

[Mushnik and Seymour]
Mushnik and Son sounds great
Three words with the ring of fate

[Mushnik]
So say you'll incorporate with me
A florist's dream come true
Mushnik and his boychik, you
What business we'll do for FTD

[Mushnik and Seymour]
Like Andy Hardy and the Judge
Like Zeus and Mercury
Like Dumas Fils and Père

[Seymour]
In trouble sickness and in wealth

[Mushnik]
We'll share the plant and share the wealth
I'll call my lawyer

[Seymour]
Call me son

[Mushnik and Seymour]
Mushnik and Son, that's that

[Seymour]
Officially I'm your brat

[Mushnik and Seymour]
Consider the matter closed and done
Now to the world let's stick
Our Senior and Junior shtick

[Seymour]
Through thin and through thick

[Mushnik]
Through sloppy and slick

[Mushnik and Seymour]
Through kiss and through kick
Mushnik and Son!