Tekst piosenki ' Polka Your Eyes Out ' wykonawcy "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Cradle of Love/Billy Idol]
Rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
Don't rock easy, it's true
Rock the cradle of love
I rocked the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
Don't rock easy, it's true

[Tom's Diner/Susan Vega]
Doo doo doo doo doo doodooo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doodoo doo
(doo doo doo doo doo doodooo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doodoo doo)

[Love Shack/B-52s]
The Love Shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love Shack, baby
(Love Shack, baby, Love Shack)
Hey!

[Pump Up The Jam/Technotronic]
Pump up the jam (hey!) Pump up the jam (hey!)
Pump up the jam, pump it up!

[Losing My Religion/R.E.M.]
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep a view
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough

[Unbelievable/EMF]
The things you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things you say
You're unbelievable
(Oh!)

[Do Me!/Bel Biv Devoe]
Do me, baby, do me, baby
You can do me in the morning, you can
Do me in the night
You can do me when you wanna do me
Yodel-ay-ee-hoo!

[Enter Sandman/Metallica]
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land

[The Humpty Dance/Digital Underground]
The Humpty Dance isyour chance to do the Hump
Do me, baby
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Do me, baby
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump

[Cherry Pie/Warrant]
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face ten miles wide
Look so good, make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie-yi-yi
Woo!

Drum solo!

[Miss You Much/Janet Jackson]
I miss you much (M-O-I miss youou much)
I really miss you much (M-I-S-S you much)
I miss you much (M-O-I miss you much)
I really miss you much

[I Touch Myself/DiVinyls]
Hey, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no

[Dr. Feelgood/Motley Crue]
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes you feel all right
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's gonna be your Frankenstein

[Ice Ice Baby/Vanilla Ice]
Let's kick it!
If you got a problem, (yo!) I'll solve it
Check out the beat while the DJ revolves it
Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby...Word to your mother!
Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby, forever
I'll be your ice, ice, baby!
Hey!