Tekst piosenki 'Big Boobs' wykonawcy Steel Panther

I see your boobies and I wanna screw
Lookin' at you makes my balls turn blue
I wanna see you in a little bikini
Wrappin' your boobs around my fat weiner

Big boobs
Are totally hot
Big boobs
I like you a lot
Big boobs
All over the place
My sperm, your face

Let's go back stage and we can be alone
This little doggy wants to bury his bone
Turn on the lights so I can see
Your big drunk face looking up at me

Big boobs
Big and round
Big boobs
Maybe a hundred pounds
Big boobs
Hard as a rock
Rubby dubby dubby all over my cock
Yeah

Solo

Big big big big
Big boobs
Big big (yeah) big big (yeah)
Big boobs
Big big big big (yeah)
Big boobs
Big big big big big big (yeah) big (yeah) boooooooobs
Yeah

Breakdown:

Michael: "Whoa!"
Satchel: "What, Michael Starr, what?"
Michael: "Check out that chick in the front row!"
Satchel: "Oh my God dude it looks like she's smuggling watermelons!"
Lexxi: "What Chicken?"
Satchel: "Ginger
Michael: "I didn't say chicken, dude, I said hot chick in the front row."
Lexxi: "Well you should penis in her vagina!"
Satchel: "Dude you know what you're so stupid that you don't even realize that YOU could put YOUR penis in her vagina."
Michael: "Yeah but I'm the lead singer so I should put MY penis in her vagina."
Satchel: "Dude why don't I fuckin' put MY penis in her vagina dude."
Michael: "Why don't we all three put our penis in her vagina."
Satchel: "Now you're fuckin' talkin' dude!"
Michael: "Man if my mom still had tits like hers' I'd still be breast feeding!"
Satchel: "Yeah dude, your mom is one hot piece of ass dude."
Michael: "Hehe, I know"
Satchel: "You're a dick."

Big boobs
Holy shit
Big boobs
Take a look at those tits
Big boobs
They're really really big
Big big big big
Big boobs
Boobie boobie boobies
Big boobs
Boobie boobie boobies
Big boobs
Really big boobs
Big big big big big big big big
Big Boobs!