Tekst piosenki 'Hinky Dinky' wykonawcy Straight Outta Junior High

Its been a long day, sacking groceries at the Hinky Dinky store.
All the old ladies are mean I dont want to do this anymore.

But if I go home, tell my mom I dont have a job,
Ill have to move into a trailer home. And thats not cool.

Doesnt matter what you say. Im not gonna listen anyway. Stevie Wonders on the radio. I put cans on your eggs now Im staring at your legs. Cuz you are a milf and youre fucking hot.

I try so fucking hard to make it on my own and everytime I try I end up all alone. I know exactly what it is to be a man but I will never reach that status sacking cans.

Everyday is exactly the same as today some shit never changes here.

Doesnt matter what you say. Im not gonna listen anyway. Can I get a price check on some beets? I showed up an hour late. Now my managers irate. Hes the type of guy Id like to kill.

I try to live my life the hinky dinky way but then I realize that thats just fucking

gay. I know exactly what it is to be a man but I will never reach that status sacking cans.

Everyday is exactly the same as today some things never change round here.

Everyday is exactly the same as today some things never change round here.