Tekst piosenki 'If You're Happy' wykonawcy The Front Bottoms

I think you think I'm someone else
Maybe it's me, I haven't been myself
And this is only a cry for help
You said, "watch me fade away"

She's cleaning out the closets
Because there's not much more to keep
Well I am laying on the bathroom floor
I choke myself to sleep

You can not explain to someone
Who will never understand
Because I just jumped out your window
And I can not wait til I land

I need to stop playing out relationships
Inside of my head
Because every one of my memories
Is filled with shit you never even said

And I fell in love with a girl who I will never see again
It makes me sad in my head
To think how happy we could have been

And now it's hard to sing along
When you never knew the words
'Cause I swear you're talking lies
And you could swear that I misheard

And now the ship, it's going down
And I am not sure what to think
Well I am going back to bed
'Cause I refuse to watch her sink

We'll buy balloons, we'll let them go
When I get back, I'll let you know
That everything will be the same
You can't deny what you can't change

And if you're happy, well then, you're happy
We could leave it all at that
Pretend you're happy and I'll be happy
Then I'll try to make it fact

Now she's cleaning out the closets
Because there's not much more to keep
Well I am laying on the bathroom floor
I choke myself to sleep

You can not explain to someone
Who will never understand
Because I just jumped out your window
And I can't wait til I land

And now the ship, it's going down
And I am not sure what to think
Well I am going back to bed
'Cause I refuse, I refuse to watch her sink