Tekst piosenki 'Holy Hoker' wykonawcy The King

Intro (acapella)
Tonight you are the unicorn
Orn orn orn orn x2
..... hey!
(insane "sledge hammering dance beat")

Verse 1
T-t-tonight you are my unicorn, orn
A-a-and i'll be the rider (hey-ya-er, f-f-for my pleasure)
T-t-tonight, we won't fight cause i waited too long for you to be mine .....
And you're finally m-m-m-mine !!!!
T-t-tonight you are my unicorn, orn
And it is now my fuckin tuurn, i wanna ride while im watchin that gay pri-iiiide!

Chorus
I like it rough babe
I want it though, i ...
(need strenght to handle all that lenght. )
Baby , im not that easy, im hopin you will pay me ; and by the way hes not horny : its me
(insane dance beat)
(you're a hooker, ah ah ah ahhhhh a hooker) x2

Verse 2
I know that this song is wrong but eh,
Dont think that its all about meeee (eh eh)
St-st-stop telephonin me? im kiddin ; im comin to ur house anyway
Im feelin fuckin wrong as im passin next to this church
But love is great and god is fine ; i guess he doesnt even care anyway
(laughter ; youre so freakin wroong)
(dance beat)

Heeeeey eh eh , x4
All these nights, all thoses fights
Don't worth my now reputation
Theyre lookin at me like bitch
Guess theyre jaleous cuz ive got many fish
But they want to start a company :
Ill be the leader of the hookers
Love is the new denim pullin all nighters like an hooker on a church corneeeeeeeeeer