Tekst piosenki 'I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)' wykonawcy The Lonely Island

Sometimes (ooh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)
You don't know how to express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing!

I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her!
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past

Have you ever had sex? I have it felt great!
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest

Never guess where I just came from, I had sex!
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best!
When I had the sex, man my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh, hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
(Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing)
Nice of any girl ever (now sing)

I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world

To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
(Doesn't really make sense)
But man, screw it!
(I ain't one to argue with a good thing)
She could be my wife
(That good?)
The best 30 seconds of my life!

I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
'Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind, the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
Plus, she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them (yeah)
If you're near or far, whether short or tall (yeah)
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you

She kept lookin' at her watch (doesn't matter, I had sex!)
But I cried the whole time (doesn't matter, I had sex!)
I think she might've been a racist (doesn't matter, I had sex!)
She put a bag on my head (still counts!)

I just had sex
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
Then you're qualified to sing with me

I just had sex (everbody sing!)
And felt so good (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world!
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (I'll never go back!)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past!
(I feel so great!)