Tekst piosenki 'Genius Penis' wykonawcy The Wildhearts

Soldier boy runs his usual drill
He's got his weapon at the ready, all his powers and pills
'Cos tonight'll be a fantasy you happen to make
He's staking his claim to claim a piece at the stake

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'Cos he's a genius (penis that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
But he's a

Genius penis
Genius penis
Genius penis

So anyway, it laid the bait and was ready to roll
When the stiff competition left him limp at the soul
Yeah, the incident was impotent but still in his day
He swears he didn't like her and just turned her away

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'Cos he's a genius (penis that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
But he's a

Genius penis
Genius penis
Genius penis
Genius penis

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'Cos he's a genius (penis that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
But he's a

Genius penis
Genius penis

He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'Cos he's a genius (penis that is)
He's got the move, got the swing, he's got everything
'Cos he's a

Genius penis…

He's a genius, yeah, yeah
He's a genius
Penis, oh yeah!