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I like this nerdy girl, that does nerdy things,
That likes John Green and goes to book signings
And while I don't claim to be
The awesome nerdy guy she might need, but
Hey Kristina
You're one of the five awesome girls I know
ohheykristina
I'm one of the five biggest dorks I know

So today, forget about gmail chat,
That's not where it's at today
Why don't you grab your coat, log outta photobucket -
You're always on photobucket and
I'll take you to the renaissance fair
This year there's a Dragon's Lair
And I could be your dashing knight
You'll be dressed in white and
I'll ride into the night to the rescue
and I'll ride into the night to your rescue

I like this nerdy girl, that does nerdy things,
That likes John Green and goes to book signings
And while I don't claim to be
The awesome nerdy guy she might need, but
Hey Kristina
You're one of the five awesome girls I know
And hey Kristina
I'm one of the five biggest dorks I know

And tonight, forget about the Parselmouths
We've got bigger plans tonight
Why don't you grab your scarf, log out of AIM and Twitter
and blogspot, and Myspace, and Youtube
I'll take you to the new Twilight
I'll try with all my might
To not make fun of how he sparkles in the sunlight
I must like you if I'm referencing Twilight
And we could run into the forest like Edward Cullen
But it's you that seems to keep me running

I like this nerdy girl, that does nerdy things,
That likes John Green and goes to book signings
And while I don't claim to be
The awesome nerdy guy she might need, but
Hey Kristina
You're one of the five awesome girls I know
And hey Kristina
I'm one of the five biggest dorks I know