Tekst piosenki 'Cooties' wykonawcy Amanda Bynes

[Amber]
Tracy turnblad, this is for you
They came from way far out
In outer space

[Guys]
Ah-woo

[Amber]
And with her help
They may destroy the human race

[Amber & guys]
She's got cooties!

[Girls]
Cooties

[Amber]
They've found a place to nest

[Guys]
She's got cooties

[Girls]
Cooties

[Amber]
If I were her I'd be depressed
Long tailed, sharp nailed
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs

Eww, get 'em away from me
Get 'em away from me ewww!!

In science class
She's like a walking show-and-tell

[Guys]
Ah-woo

[Amber]
Her pet skunk ran away
'Cause it couldn't take the smell

[Guys]
She's got cooties

[Girls]
Cooties

[Amber]
Nobody want to sit by her

[Guys]
She's got cooties

[Girls]
Cooties

[Amber]
She don't need a coat
'Cause she's got fur!
Circle, circle

[All]
Dot, dot, dot

[Amber]
Hurry, get your cootie shot!
Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out!

[Guys]
She's got cooties

[Girls]
Cooties

[Amber]
She's just as friendly as can be

[Guys]
She's got cooties

[Girls]
Cooties

[Amber]
She shows them cootie hospitality

[Guys]
She's got cooties

[Girls]
Cooties

[Amber]
She's like a living twilight zone

[Guys]
She's got cooties

[Girls]
Cooties

[Amber]
Quick, get rod sterling on the phone!

[Amber]
Black, white, red, green

[Amber & ensemble]
Every colour in between

[Amber]
Dresses like a circus clown

[Amber & ensemble]
Somebody oughta hose her down

[Amber]
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!

And that's for you!