Tekst piosenki 'Captain Hook' wykonawcy Megan Thee Stallion

Real hot girl shit
(And if the beat live, you know Lil Ju made it)

Ayy, bitch, I'm a problem nobody solvin'
You can keep hatin', I'm poppin' regardless
He want a bitch look like Megan Thee Stallion (yeah)
Don't want your nigga 'cause I want his daddy
I like to switch up my style every week
I gotta switch up my hair every day
I ain't no ho', but I do be on go and I promise my nigga's gon' love me the same

I'm a hot girl, don't try it at home
I wear the shit that be showin' my thong
I like to drink and I like to have sex
I fuck the niggas that's cuttin' the checks
Dance on the dick, now you been served
I like a dick with a little bit of curve
Hit this pussy with an uppercut
Call that nigga Captain Hook

Ayy, I go shoppin'
Want it, then I cop it, ayy, yeah
Bitches boppin'
I do it, they copy, ayy, look
He's a sweetie
Kiss it when he eat it, ayy, yeah
Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin'

I love niggas with conversation, that find the clit with no navigation
Mandatory that I get the head, but no guarantees on the penetration
I be textin' with a bi chick, we both freaky, just tryin' shit
Main nigga gettin' super jealous, he don't even know about the other fellas

I need a Mr. Clean, make that pussy beam (oh)
Okay, I just might need a baker, make that pussy cream (pussy cream)
Okay, you woke up mad at me 'fore you even brush your teeth
That's just super sad, fuck it, carpe diem

I'm so indecisive, you can't cuff me, but I'm wifey (but I'm wifey)
I just want a nigga who gon' slurp me like an Icee (slurp me like an Icee)
Bitches bite me so hard, had to put them on a diet (put them on a diet)
Bitch, this ain't no tryout, so lil' ho', you better not try me (ho', you better not try me)

I got a man, I got a bitch
I'm a banana, they gotta split
One in your top, one in your tip
One for the club, one for the crib
My nigga fine, I wanna fuck
Ice in his mouth, eat me up
Rockin' his chain, wearin' his ring
Gettin' some brain
Ah, ah, ah, ah

Ayy, I go shoppin'
Want it, then I cop it, ayy, yeah
Bitches boppin'
I do it, they copy, ayy, look
He's a sweetie
Kiss it when he eat it, ayy, yeah
Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin'

Hot girl summer, I ain't fuckin' with no drama (fuckin' with no drama)
He was trippin', so I hung out with his partner (hey, with his partner)
Fuck him good, introduce me to his mama (to his mama)
Thought he had me till I came out with the condom (with the condom)
Drinkin' D'USSÉ out the motherfuckin' bottle (out the motherfuckin' bottle)
I'm a rapper, not no motherfuckin' model (not no motherfuckin' model)
Got a nigga, but I think I'll have another (think I'll have another)
I'm too sexy to be fuckin' under covers

I know you know me, I ain't gotta introduce shit (introduce shit)
Same crew, I ain't hangin' with no new bitch (hangin' with no new bitch)
I'ma buy it when I land, I rock new shit (bitch, I rock new shit)
I ain't fuckin' with that nigga, I got new dick
Please, don't try me, lil' bitch, you know I'm with that (bitch, you know I'm 'bout that)
I'll break a ho' in half like a Kit-Kat (like a Kit-Kat)
Please, don't ask me 'bout it if you know I did that (bitch, you know I did that)
Not a stylist, but I'll push your fuckin' wig back

Real hot girl shit