Tekst piosenki 'Young Man' wykonawcy Mike Menna

Young man, these women fine
Young man, they'll blow your mind
Young man, please listen to me

I say young man, when they come your way
Turn around, then run away
I say young man, please listen to me

I got a little story that imma tell you
Now, young man, listen up
'Cause every word is true
These women out here are so damn fine
They'll treat you oh-so-good
But before you go and fall in love, let's get this understood:

You need to find the girl you love, and hope that she stay loyal
But young man, you’ve got a better shot at striking oil

Young man, these women fine
Young man, they'll blow your mind
Young man, please listen to me

I say young man, when they come your way
Turn around then run away
I say young man, please listen to me

Now, I'm pretty good with the ladies
Until they go and say they wanna have my babies
I wanna tell you about the women that I've kissed
Let me think of my list, it goes:
Katy, Jenny, Jess, and Bree
They just can't keep they hands off me

Sara, Molly, Grace, and Amy
The way they looking, you can't blame me
Hailey, Ashley, Rose, Nicole, these women are no good for your soul
Rachel, Kim, don't forget about Katheryn
They all want rings, tryna be Phil Jackson

Young man, these women fine
Young man, they'll blow your mind
Young man, please listen to me (yeah)

I say young man, when they come your way
Turn around and then run away
I say young man, please listen to me