Tekst piosenki 'I Like Chinese' wykonawcy Monty Python

The world to day seems absolutly crackers
with nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high
there's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger
Its depressing, and its sensless, and thats why

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
There's 900 million of them in the world today
You better learn to like them thats what I say

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They come from a long way overseas
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready toplease

I like Chinese food
The waiters never are rude
Think of the many things they've done to impress
There's Maoism, Taoism, I-Ching and chess

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze

I like Chinese thoughts
The wisdom that Confucious taught
If Darwin has anything to shout about
The Chinese will survive us all, without any doubt

So, I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please

--All together now--

Wa ai chun ger yun
Wa ai chun ger yun
Wa ai chun ger yan

Ne hamma, Ne hamma, Ne hamma chi chen.

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
Their food is gaurenteed to please
A Fourteeen, a Seven, a Nine and Lychees

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze