Tekst piosenki 'Rest Employed' wykonawcy The Stupendium

One-fifty-one thousand six hundred people die
Everyday on Earth
And if that’s not a reason to cry
Well, it’s an awful lot of paperwork

It’s your first day at work, how’ve you settled in?
Shaken off the rigor mortis? Sorted out your pencil tin?
Welcome to our newest resident skeleton
What better heaven than a desk to spend forever in?

Now your body may be shrivelled up and worthless
At least we know your funeral will be a civil service
Persons so superfluous are living on the surface
It’s nothing so perturbing, we’re just trimming off the surplus

It isn’t murder if you cause a little accident
We prefer to word it as some mortal-middle-management
There’s the door, we’ve got millions of applicants
Dying for some corporate incorporeal entanglement

Everything living has to die
But to die you need not apply
We’ll find you when your time’s through
Take a number, wait in line
Live your life and we’ll be right behind you
Nothing’s certain but death and taxes
So I guess you’d better get some practice
Nothing’s certain but death and taxes
So I guess you’d better
So I guess you’d better

You’ve got targets to prove yourself
Here’s some targets, peruse yourself
Shoo a few humans off the mortal shelf to the floor
We’ll be polishing the coffins as you off a couple more

We need a botanist, two paleontologists
A newspaper columnist whose views may be communist
A shoe salesman, possible balloon hobbyist
Just another couple popped clogs for your shopping list

No slacking on the grave packing, even more to kill
Death row deplorables, incurables and sort of ill
Every person, animal and plant has a form to fill
We’ve got departments solely tasked with killing chlorophyll

So, of course you will toe the lifeline and behave
Or you’ll be filing dandelions before you’ve had your tea break
Humanity’s a balance, if this balance isn’t repaid
Interns can be inhumed and replace

Everything living has to die
But to die you need not apply
We’ll find you when your time’s through
Take a number, wait in line
Live your life and we’ll be right behind you
Nothing’s certain but death and taxes
So I guess you’d better get some practice
Nothing’s certain but death and taxes
So I guess you’d better
So I guess you’d better

Ashes to ashes, nine to five
The light in the tunnel has been privatised
Robes were so behind the time
These obituaries don’t give any time for scythes

Population moderation’s not the worst fate
Your occupation’s the salvation of the hearse trade
For generations, we’ve been racing for the first place
But we’ve spend the centuries in the second to the birth rate

Everything living has to die
But to die you need not apply
We’ll find you when your time’s through
Take a number, wait in line
Live your life and we’ll be right behind you
Nothing’s certain but death and taxes
So I guess you’d better get some practice
Nothing’s certain but death and taxes
So I guess you’d better
So I guess you’d better

Dearly indentured
We are gathered here today to pay tribute to the life of the department
And to welcome him to the office
May he rest employed
(Hooray!)