Tekst piosenki 'I'm a Ho' wykonawcy Whodini

I'm ready
Here we go
Yo donkey
Yo what's up man
Yo what's happenin tonite man
I'm goin to check out a few skeezers over there, you know what I'm sayin
Yo man I seen a lot of skeezers in this place tonite, man
I know I'm ready to do the wild thang, know what I'm sayin
And it goes a little somthin like this

Some say it's an art some say it's a shame
You would give me your body before your name
But I'm a jigga ha and I'm a jigga lo
I'm a jigga wherever if you go
So later on don't act like you don't know
When I pick out the freaks in the front row
I'm the rapper jay that's the rapper ex
We're known for playin tag team sex
When I get you in the house you know what I do
Well let me tell you a story that's definitely true
When I came to the party I was by myself
9 times out of 10 I leave with someone else
It's somethin about the way I rock the microphone
The ladies in the place wanna take me home
Stretch me out all along the couch
And show me what good lovin is all about
So when I get em then I let em
I throw my jammy on the top and then I wet em

Cause I'm a ho you know I'm a ho
I rock three different freaks after every show
I'm a ho you know I'm a ho
How do you know cause I told you so

Now the lover of many I just may be
But I'll never touch another man's property
So if you got a little mama you wanna keep her neat
Then keep the little freak off my street
Cause if she comes knockin at my door
It's my duty to give her what she came here for
What can I say that's the life I live
Now how's you r wife and my kids

Now if knock on your door you should open it up
You oughta know who is in your neighborhood so bustin
Rockin freaks all through the week
Now when I say freaks I mean the ones with the sneaks
I mean the ones with nerves the ones with the guts
To call me a ho when they're givin it up
So I think it's bout time you all learned a lesson
So bust this is our new profession

Now if knock on your door you should open it up
You oughta know who is in your neighborhood so bustin
Rockin freaks all through the week
Now when I say freaks I mean the ones with the sneaks